Verse | Person |
No respect in the hood, fled to his neck of the woods, got in touch with his roots, found the redneck in his blood and said, 'Heck, country western rap records are good.' | |
_______ _______jacking his p**** in front of his tripod, choking his own neck, what part you don't get? I'm saying I die hard! | |
F**k _____, until they bring our troops home | |
Chris ________, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards | |
I know that you got a job Ms. ______, but your husband's heart problem's complicating | |
I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wildin' out before Nick, when you was on my d*** and give you something to smile about | |
'It's a, sick world we live in these days—'Slim, for Pete's sakes, put down Christopher ______'s legs | |
Swear that you're in the streets, hustling – you sit behind a desk at The Source butt-kissing and begging motherf**kers for guest appearances, and you can't even get the clearanc | |
Though I'm not the first king of controversy, I am the worst thing since _______ to do black music so selfishly and use it to get myself wealthy | |
hit this—and you'd better inhale.Cause any MC that chooses to go against me is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinski | |
You little b****, put me on blast on MTV:Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee! I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD | |
These are shoes that you can't fill; s***, the day that happens the world'll stop spinning and _______ __ _____'ll come to a standstill | |
Now the s*** is broke and you can't do nothing to fix it, so I'm telling you right now, motherf**k a Limp _______ | |
I'll invite Sarah ______ out to dinner then nail her—baby, say hello to my little friend | |
Hey mister, would you care to bare witness to the ass-whipping I'm about to administer to this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister—Stan-ibus, little Marshall Mathers' sister | |
I was put here to put fear in f****ts who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves 'Clowns' cause they look q**** | |
Tell Lady ______ she can quit her job at the post office, cause shes still a male lady | |
Damn, I think Kim __________'s a man; she stomped him, just 'cause he asked to put his hands on her massive gluteus maximus again—squeeze then squish it and pass it to a friend | |
I'd rather turn this club into a bar room brawl. Get as rowdy as ______ _______ in a bathroom stall | |
Pff, pff, pff – 'What was that?' Pet _____ _____ | |
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_____, you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald-headed f**, blow me. You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over – nobody listens to techno | |
Hey, it's me, Versace. Whoops, somebody shot me, and I was just checking the mail—get it? 'Checking the male | |
Sorry Portia, but what's _______ ________ have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness | |
Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair found at the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair. Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener and be cut open like cantaloupe | |
Got pissed off and ripped _____ _____'s tits off and smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross | |
Hailie, come here baby, bring daddy his Oscar—we're gonna shove it up _______'s ass | |
Little did I mention that Jennifer's in love with me John ______, so sit on the bench. | |
He does not mean to lesbian offend, but Lindsay, please come back to seeing men. Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten – I know you want me girl, in fact I see you grin | |
Come here little kiddies, on my lap. Guess who's back with a brand new rap, and I don't mean 'rap' as in a new case of child molestation accusate... | |
I am ______, The Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet. I can get away with anything I say and you will love it | |
______ and ______ used to be so wholesome. Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums | |
It gets no better than this—amateurs drink veteran piss from a Dixie cup if you ever mix me up or confuse me with a Canibus or Dre with a Dupri | |
These f**king brats can't sing and Britney's garbage. What's this b****, retarded? Give me back my sixteen dollars | |
______ don't like me—said some s*** in Vibe to spite me, then went and dyed his hair just like me | |
______ ______ don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records—well I do, so f**k him and f**k you too | |
What the f**k is going on? Who the f**k is Norah _______? Shady wait a minute, baby, leave the **** alone, Just go up there and be humble and take them awards home | |
And _____ said... nothing you idiots, ______ dead, he's locked in my basement | |
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie b****, get off me, go f*** Puffy | |
I'll pee on ______, see man, I'll do what I wanna | |
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