'Aw, c'mon man you've been riding me all day.' - 'That's not what your girlfriend says.'
'Can we turn the AC up? I'm dyin' back here.' - [Smacks guy in the head] 'Can you feel that?'
'Will you get your knees out of the back of my seat?'
'You know.. I'm just not feeling the woodcutting thing today. Ah, I don't know.' - 'What is the rush here? Is there like a world-wide shortage of gazebos?'
'HEY! My back hurts.' - 'Now my front hurts.'
'What are you looking at? We're not good enough for you? You're lookin' for somethin' else?' - 'What are you big supermodels? Excuse us! Supermodels. What do you model gloves?' - 'What are you doing? That girl's totally into me.'
'I’ll tell you what we do [In a John Wayne voice]. I want you to go onto the field and look for anything with an O. Let’s kill them with kindness! Jimmy I want you to make balloon animals. Tyler make little tea cozies, something fun' - 'Hahaha! We will win this for Mother Russia!'