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Can you pick the endings to each of these comic lines from the late Phyllis Diller?
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RIP Phyllis Diller.
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My husband, Fang is so dumb I once said, 'There's a dead bird.'
I spent 7 hours at the beauty shop, and
I'm at an age where my back goes out
Always be nice to your children
Any time 3 New Yorkers get into a cab without argument,
When I told Fang I was going to have my face lifted,
Burt Reynolds once asked me out.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like
Housework can't kill you,
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.
I've been asked for a couple of words about my husband, Fang.
If it weren't for baseball,
The only thing domestic about me is
Most children threaten at times to run away from home.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving
When I first got into this business,
My photographs don't do me justice.
Never go to bed mad.
I have so many liver spots,
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is
The reason women don't play football is because
There's so little money in my bank account,
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle --
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk,
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age.
You know you're old if
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Aug 21st, 2012 at 07:45 GMT
An apt tribute to a very funny lady. RIP Miss Phyllis. I still crack up over the "that was for the estimate" line.
Aug 25th, 2012 at 09:37 GMT
A classy lady.
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