• The First Amendment states that members of religious groups, no matter how small or unpopular, shall have the right to hassle you in airports.
• The Second Amendment states that, since a well regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free state, you can buy high-powered guns via mail order and go out into the woods with your friends and absolutely vaporize some deer.
• The Third Amendment states that you don’t have to quarter troops inside your house. “You troops are just going to have to sleep on the patio” is a perfectly constitutional thing for you to tell them.
• The Fourth Amendment states that if your aunt had testicles, she would be your uncle.
--Dave Barry
[Having learned my Bill of Rights from Dave Barry, I did terribly at this quiz] |
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