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| It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year; I was driving in downtown ___. | |
| My ___ was in the shop, | |
| so I was in a rented ___, and it was overheating. | |
| So, I pulled into a ___ Station; | |
| They said I'd blown a ___. I said, 'Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it. OK, pal?' | |
| While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called the ___ Bar. | |
| A real ___, but I knew the owner; | |
| He used to play for the ___. | |
| I said, 'Hi ___!' | |
| You have to yell, he's hard of ___. | |
| [Chorus] ___ was also down on his luck. | |
| Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below ___. | |
| I bellied up to the ___; | |
| He poured the usual: rusty ___, | |
| hold the ___, shaken not stirred. | |
| With a peanut butter and ___ sandwich on the side, | |
| heavy on the ___. | |
| I slipped him a ___, | |
| on ___. I was feeling good; | |
| I even dropped a ___ ___ | |
| in the box for Jerry's ___, | |
| for the ___. | |
| Well, the place was crowded. We were packed in like ___. | |
| They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy ___. | |
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| What ___! | |
| Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular ___, | |
| '___ Chanted Evening,' | |
| and the stage was surrounded by screaming ___, | |
| probably there to see the ___ player. | |
| One of them was this cute little ___, and she was givin' me the eye. | |
| So, I figured this was my chance for a little fun. You know, piece of ___. | |
| But she said some things I just couldn't ___. | |
| She was too ___, | |
| seemed to be under a lot of ___. | |
| Boy, could she drink. She drank like a ... | |
| I said, 'What's your sign?' She said, '___.' | |
| I said, 'Great! Let's get ___!' | |
| [Chorus] I invited her up to my place for a little midnight ___. | |
| I said, 'C'mon baby, it'll only take a few ___.' | |
| She threw me that same old ___: | |
| 'Not tonight, I got a ___.' | |
| And she wasn't kidding either, cause in came the biggest, meanest looking ___ | |
| I'd ever seen come down the ___. | |
| He was covered with ___. | |
| He came over to me; he said, 'Listen, ___! | |
| Don't you come ___ around here.' | |
| What a ___! | |
| This guy was ___. | |
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| I could see the ___ in his eyes. | |
| I turned to him and I said, '___! | |
| You're just being ___.' | |
| Well, I knew there was going to be trouble, and so did ___, | |
| cause he was already on the phone to the ___. | |
| The ___ hits me | |
| with a ___ punch. | |
| I catch him with a left ___. | |
| He ___ over. | |
| It was a ___, but there he was, | |
| lying on the ___, | |
| flat as a ___, | |
| ___-less. | |
| I said, 'Forget the ___, | |
| ___. This guy's | |
| going to need a ___. | |
| Well, the ___ was impressed with the way that | |
| I ___ her boyfriend | |
| She came over to me; she said, 'Hey, big boy, you're really a ___ fish.' | |
| What's your name?' I said, '___.' | |
| [Chorus] Well, from then on we had a ___ of a time. | |
| I took her to dinner; I took her to dance; I bought her a bouquet of ___. | |
| And then I went home with her. What did I get for my trouble? A case of the ___. | |
| Nope, that's not where they went. | |
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