| Clue | Portmanteau | Etymology |
| Ron Popeil's advertising method | |
| Musical fitness fad of the 70's | |
| US program for elder health | |
| 'Best in Show', e.g. | |
| Lodging with a place for a car | |
| A person on-line | |
| Payments to a former lover | |
| US Fiscal policies of the 80's | |
| Industrial air pollution result | |
| Téa Leoni/Adam Sandler film | |
| To spend extravagantly | |
| A hybrid utensil with tines | |
| Carter Administration problem | |
| A hybrid citrus fruit | |
| Jerry Lewis runs one each year | |
| Canadian coin with a polar bear | |
| It replaced the vacuum tube | |
| Dish made from a trio of fowl | |
| A 10 to 12-year old | |
| Job-obsessed person | |
| I love Spaceballs! | |
| In case Randall Munroe takes my quiz... | |
| Foon is not a word | |
| Nope, that's a stone fruit | |