| News Topic with Correct Word | Misheard Word | A Usually Related Litella Quote |
| *Violence* on Television | |
| Saving Soviet *Jewry* | |
| Conserving Our Natural *Resources* | |
| *Busing* Schoolchildren | |
| *Equal* Rights Amendments | |
| Reinstating the *Death* Penalty | |
| The 1976 Presidential *Elections* | |
| *Free* Elections in China | |
| Endangered *Species* | |
| the United Nations is collecting money for *UNICEF* | |
| Pouring money into *Cancer* Research | |
| Making Puerto Rico a *State* | |
| Transcendental *Meditation* | |
| Cars being equipped with air *bags* | |
| *Euthanasia* | |
| *Hiring* the Handicapped | |
| *Sex* on Television | |
| A captain of a Big *River*boat | |
| Bella Abzug threw her *Hat* into the ring | |
| 5 *Croatians* Hijacking an Airplane | |
| Dan Aykroyd | |
| Chevy Chase | |
| Jane Curtin | |
| air solution | |
| I will Swallow Him | |