50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Where white people music comes from.
Multiple homely wives.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
10 days tornado free!
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
StereotypeUS State
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Even our Amish will fight you.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
No seriously, we're a state!
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
People care about us at election time...
It's too cold to be sober.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
First in flight and lung cancer.
56,000 square miles of dull.

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