50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
White-breds making wheat bread.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
10 days tornado free!
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
StereotypeUS State
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Multiple homely wives.
Where white people music comes from.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Even our Amish will fight you.
First in flight and lung cancer.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
It's too cold to be sober.
56,000 square miles of dull.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
No seriously, we're a state!
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
We're #1! In.... meth.
People care about us at election time...
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype