50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
No seriously, we're a state!
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
It's too cold to be sober.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
People care about us at election time...
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
StereotypeUS State
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
10 days tornado free!
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Where white people music comes from.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
56,000 square miles of dull.
Multiple homely wives.
Richer hippies than Oregon.

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