50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Where white people music comes from.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
10 days tornado free!
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
It's too cold to be sober.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
StereotypeUS State
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Even our Amish will fight you.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Multiple homely wives.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
No seriously, we're a state!
Richer hippies than Oregon.
People care about us at election time...
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
I can see seasonal depression from here.

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