50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
It's too cold to be sober.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
56,000 square miles of dull.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
White-breds making wheat bread.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
StereotypeUS State
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
People care about us at election time...
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Where white people music comes from.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
No seriously, we're a state!
Multiple homely wives.
10 days tornado free!

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