50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
We're #1! In.... meth.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Where white people music comes from.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
White-breds making wheat bread.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
StereotypeUS State
56,000 square miles of dull.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Even our Amish will fight you.
First in flight and lung cancer.
It's too cold to be sober.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
10 days tornado free!
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Multiple homely wives.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
No seriously, we're a state!
People care about us at election time...

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
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