50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Multiple homely wives.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
First in flight and lung cancer.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Where white people music comes from.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
StereotypeUS State
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
It's too cold to be sober.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Even our Amish will fight you.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
People care about us at election time...
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
10 days tornado free!
Richer hippies than Oregon.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
White-breds making wheat bread.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
No seriously, we're a state!

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