50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
I can see seasonal depression from here.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
White-breds making wheat bread.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
People care about us at election time...
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
StereotypeUS State
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
It's too cold to be sober.
Multiple homely wives.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Where white people music comes from.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
No seriously, we're a state!
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
10 days tornado free!
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.

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