50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
I can see seasonal depression from here.
It's too cold to be sober.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
No seriously, we're a state!
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Where white people music comes from.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
People care about us at election time...
Even our Amish will fight you.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
StereotypeUS State
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
56,000 square miles of dull.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Multiple homely wives.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
10 days tornado free!
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Still accepting Confederate dollars.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype