50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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People care about us at election time...
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
White-breds making wheat bread.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
56,000 square miles of dull.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Multiple homely wives.
We're #1! In.... meth.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Where white people music comes from.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
StereotypeUS State
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
10 days tornado free!
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
No seriously, we're a state!
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
It's too cold to be sober.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype