50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
First in flight and lung cancer.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
No seriously, we're a state!
We're #1! In.... meth.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
I can see seasonal depression from here.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
StereotypeUS State
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
10 days tornado free!
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
56,000 square miles of dull.
It's too cold to be sober.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Multiple homely wives.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
People care about us at election time...
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Where white people music comes from.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.

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