50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
No seriously, we're a state!
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
... at least we're not North Dakota.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
People care about us at election time...
Where white people music comes from.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Even our Amish will fight you.
StereotypeUS State
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Richer hippies than Oregon.
First in flight and lung cancer.
10 days tornado free!
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Multiple homely wives.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
It's too cold to be sober.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.

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