50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
It's too cold to be sober.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Where white people music comes from.
10 days tornado free!
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Multiple homely wives.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
StereotypeUS State
White-breds making wheat bread.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
People care about us at election time...
No seriously, we're a state!
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
We're #1! In.... meth.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Even our Amish will fight you.

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