50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Multiple homely wives.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
56,000 square miles of dull.
No seriously, we're a state!
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
It's too cold to be sober.
People care about us at election time...
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
... at least we're not North Dakota.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
StereotypeUS State
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
White-breds making wheat bread.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Where white people music comes from.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
10 days tornado free!
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
First in flight and lung cancer.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
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