50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Multiple homely wives.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
56,000 square miles of dull.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
StereotypeUS State
No seriously, we're a state!
People care about us at election time...
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
We're #1! In.... meth.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Where white people music comes from.
First in flight and lung cancer.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Even our Amish will fight you.
10 days tornado free!
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
It's too cold to be sober.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
... at least we're not North Dakota.

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