50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
10 days tornado free!
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
People care about us at election time...
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
It's too cold to be sober.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
No seriously, we're a state!
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Where white people music comes from.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
StereotypeUS State
56,000 square miles of dull.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
I can see seasonal depression from here.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Multiple homely wives.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
First in flight and lung cancer.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
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