50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
... at least we're not North Dakota.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
10 days tornado free!
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
People care about us at election time...
I can see seasonal depression from here.
No seriously, we're a state!
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
It's too cold to be sober.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
StereotypeUS State
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
56,000 square miles of dull.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
White-breds making wheat bread.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Where white people music comes from.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Multiple homely wives.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
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