50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
White-breds making wheat bread.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Where white people music comes from.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Multiple homely wives.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
StereotypeUS State
Even our Amish will fight you.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
People care about us at election time...
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
It's too cold to be sober.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
No seriously, we're a state!
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
10 days tornado free!
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype