50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Multiple homely wives.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Where white people music comes from.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
10 days tornado free!
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
No seriously, we're a state!
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
First in flight and lung cancer.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
White-breds making wheat bread.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
StereotypeUS State
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
It's too cold to be sober.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
People care about us at election time...
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
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