50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
I can see seasonal depression from here.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
10 days tornado free!
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Multiple homely wives.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
People care about us at election time...
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
No seriously, we're a state!
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
It's too cold to be sober.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
StereotypeUS State
First in flight and lung cancer.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
56,000 square miles of dull.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
We're #1! In.... meth.
White-breds making wheat bread.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Where white people music comes from.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype