50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Where white people music comes from.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
It's too cold to be sober.
10 days tornado free!
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
StereotypeUS State
No seriously, we're a state!
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
First in flight and lung cancer.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Even our Amish will fight you.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Multiple homely wives.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
People care about us at election time...
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.

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