50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
First in flight and lung cancer.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Where white people music comes from.
No seriously, we're a state!
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
People care about us at election time...
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
It's too cold to be sober.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Multiple homely wives.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
StereotypeUS State
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
10 days tornado free!
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
... at least we're not North Dakota.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
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