50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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Where white people music comes from.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
No seriously, we're a state!
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
It's too cold to be sober.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
StereotypeUS State
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
White-breds making wheat bread.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
People care about us at election time...
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
10 days tornado free!
Multiple homely wives.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.

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