50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Even our Amish will fight you.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
10 days tornado free!
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
It's too cold to be sober.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
We're #1! In.... meth.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
StereotypeUS State
People care about us at election time...
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Where white people music comes from.
Multiple homely wives.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
No seriously, we're a state!
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
White-breds making wheat bread.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.

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