50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
White-breds making wheat bread.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
People care about us at election time...
Where white people music comes from.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
No seriously, we're a state!
56,000 square miles of dull.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Multiple homely wives.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
First in flight and lung cancer.
It's too cold to be sober.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
StereotypeUS State
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
10 days tornado free!
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
I can see seasonal depression from here.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
... at least we're not North Dakota.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype