50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
We're #1! In.... meth.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
10 days tornado free!
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Multiple homely wives.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
StereotypeUS State
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
People care about us at election time...
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
First in flight and lung cancer.
No seriously, we're a state!
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
White-breds making wheat bread.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Where white people music comes from.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
It's too cold to be sober.
Richer hippies than Oregon.

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