50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Where white people music comes from.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
It's too cold to be sober.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
People care about us at election time...
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
StereotypeUS State
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
No seriously, we're a state!
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
We're #1! In.... meth.
10 days tornado free!
Multiple homely wives.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Even our Amish will fight you.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype