50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Multiple homely wives.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
No seriously, we're a state!
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
10 days tornado free!
StereotypeUS State
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
56,000 square miles of dull.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Where white people music comes from.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
People care about us at election time...
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Even our Amish will fight you.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
It's too cold to be sober.

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