50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
We're #1! In.... meth.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Multiple homely wives.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
No seriously, we're a state!
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
10 days tornado free!
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
StereotypeUS State
White-breds making wheat bread.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Where white people music comes from.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
People care about us at election time...
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
It's too cold to be sober.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Even our Amish will fight you.

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