50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
People care about us at election time...
Even our Amish will fight you.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
First in flight and lung cancer.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
56,000 square miles of dull.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Where white people music comes from.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
StereotypeUS State
10 days tornado free!
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
White-breds making wheat bread.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Multiple homely wives.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
It's too cold to be sober.
No seriously, we're a state!
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype