50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
No seriously, we're a state!
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
It's too cold to be sober.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
StereotypeUS State
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
First in flight and lung cancer.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Multiple homely wives.
People care about us at election time...
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Where white people music comes from.
10 days tornado free!
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
56,000 square miles of dull.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype