50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
It's too cold to be sober.
Multiple homely wives.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
First in flight and lung cancer.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
People care about us at election time...
Richer hippies than Oregon.
StereotypeUS State
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Even our Amish will fight you.
56,000 square miles of dull.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
No seriously, we're a state!
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Where white people music comes from.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
10 days tornado free!
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype