50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
10 days tornado free!
Where white people music comes from.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
No seriously, we're a state!
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
People care about us at election time...
It's too cold to be sober.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Multiple homely wives.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
56,000 square miles of dull.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
StereotypeUS State
White-breds making wheat bread.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype