50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
It's too cold to be sober.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
First in flight and lung cancer.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
StereotypeUS State
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
10 days tornado free!
We're #1! In.... meth.
Multiple homely wives.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Where white people music comes from.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
People care about us at election time...
No seriously, we're a state!
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype