50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
White-breds making wheat bread.
Where white people music comes from.
10 days tornado free!
We're #1! In.... meth.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
First in flight and lung cancer.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
It's too cold to be sober.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
No seriously, we're a state!
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
People care about us at election time...
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
StereotypeUS State
Multiple homely wives.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
56,000 square miles of dull.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype