50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
People care about us at election time...
Where white people music comes from.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
We're #1! In.... meth.
No seriously, we're a state!
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
First in flight and lung cancer.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
It's too cold to be sober.
56,000 square miles of dull.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
StereotypeUS State
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Even our Amish will fight you.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Multiple homely wives.
10 days tornado free!
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Richer hippies than Oregon.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
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