Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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  • Source: 50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes
  • This is part of a two-minute promo video for Paul Jury's new book "States of Confusion." After you take the quiz, you should watch the video to enjoy his humor.
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StereotypeUS State
Multiple homely wives.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
First in flight and lung cancer.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
10 days tornado free!
People care about us at election time...
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
StereotypeUS State
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
It's too cold to be sober.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
... at least we're not North Dakota.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
No seriously, we're a state!
We're #1! In.... meth.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Where white people music comes from.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
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