50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Multiple homely wives.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
It's too cold to be sober.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Where white people music comes from.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
StereotypeUS State
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
No seriously, we're a state!
10 days tornado free!
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
First in flight and lung cancer.
People care about us at election time...
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
White-breds making wheat bread.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
Tags:state, humor, jury, paul, stereotype