50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Richer hippies than Oregon.
It's too cold to be sober.
10 days tornado free!
Where white people music comes from.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
... at least we're not North Dakota.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Multiple homely wives.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
StereotypeUS State
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
No seriously, we're a state!
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
We're #1! In.... meth.
First in flight and lung cancer.
White-breds making wheat bread.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
People care about us at election time...
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
56,000 square miles of dull.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
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