50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
56,000 square miles of dull.
Multiple homely wives.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Richer hippies than Oregon.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
People care about us at election time...
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
First in flight and lung cancer.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
10 days tornado free!
White-breds making wheat bread.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
StereotypeUS State
Even our Amish will fight you.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
It's too cold to be sober.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
No seriously, we're a state!
Where white people music comes from.
We're #1! In.... meth.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.

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