50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Richer hippies than Oregon.
White-breds making wheat bread.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
No seriously, we're a state!
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
... at least we're not North Dakota.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
10 days tornado free!
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
People care about us at election time...
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Where white people music comes from.
StereotypeUS State
First in flight and lung cancer.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Multiple homely wives.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
We're #1! In.... meth.
It's too cold to be sober.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.

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