50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
... at least we're not North Dakota.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Where white people music comes from.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Multiple homely wives.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
We're #1! In.... meth.
People care about us at election time...
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
No seriously, we're a state!
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
It's too cold to be sober.
StereotypeUS State
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Even our Amish will fight you.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
10 days tornado free!
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]

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Created May 30, 2011SourceReportNominate
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