50 State Stereotypes

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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
White-breds making wheat bread.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
... at least we're not North Dakota.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
StereotypeUS State
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
People care about us at election time...
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Even our Amish will fight you.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Multiple homely wives.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Where white people music comes from.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
It's too cold to be sober.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
10 days tornado free!
No seriously, we're a state!
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
First in flight and lung cancer.

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