| question | answer/insult |
| you need these to see | |
| the best player on the 2009 New York Yankees | |
| the year Columbus discovered America | |
| The opposite of 'win.' It rhymes with 'choose.' | |
| the most southern US state | |
| the brilliant Sporcle user that created this quiz | |
| you brush your teeth (or your only tooth) with this | |
| the best selling item at McDonalds | |
| you sleep on one of these | |
| the longest river in the USA | |