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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box
We have so much more room for activities
Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll
I am the clit commander!
Im feeling skinny Tony
Janey Briggs, is hot...(eats big sandwich)
I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!
Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur
I always wondered why they were called Roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than on the roof, they should call them floories
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks...the best kinds
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones
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Jive Turkey is a little over the line my man!
And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned
Oh my god you hit that guy! He shouldn't have been standing there
Hey lets pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging mega-huge boners
I go visit her in high school and all the guys she goes to school with are, like, strong and handsome and really funny and do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and s*** like that
I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
Ok, we've had some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice
It's still not finished yet. I'm hearing... more Aboriginal percussionists. And I want an army of digeridoos. Fifty thousand digeridoos!
Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?
I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone, and this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this, and who do you think that guy was? Emilio Estevez
Got blunt? Got weed?
It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice

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Created Sep 29, 2009ReportNominate
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