Dwight Schrute: Did you get your tickets? Jim Halpert: To what?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. Ryan: I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Dwight Schrute: Do you want to form an alliance, with me?
Michael Scott: What do I write under 'reason for visit?' Jim Halpert: Concussion... What did you write?
Michael Scott: A lot of you know that I am an accomplished song writer. Pam Beesley: Song parody writer.
Michael Scott: Pam, I'm public speaking.
Jan: Surely you cannot be serious?
Dwight Schrute: Final question, young Ryan Howard. What is Michael Scott's greatest fear? Ryan: Um, loneliness. Maybe women.
Dwight Schrute: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user, virtual environment. It doesn't have points, or scores, it doesn't have winners or losers.
Jim Halpert: Mmm... I'd say one in six. Pam Beesly: What?
Jim Halpert: You okay?
Dwight Schrute: I would make sure you were dead. Then I would remove your teeth, cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified. And they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Angela: I heard a joke today.
Creed: Hey why haven't we ever...
Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Oscar: Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.
Michael Scott: Well just tell him...
Michael Scott: Where did you get that information? Oscar: Manual.
Michael Scott: Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!
Michael Scott: No. I could get a fish for a five cent worm.
Michael Scott: Erin, do we have any of those clips that hold paper together?
Gabe: Michael, you just physically assaulted an employee. Can we talk in private?
Jim Halpert: Which is you. Dwight Schrute: 'Which is you' is not a sentence.
Michael Scott: White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not?
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