| Clue | Guest |
| Goes on a date with Peter when he and Lois have to see other people | |
| Mayor of Quahog | |
| Huge ears, terrible movies | |
| Former teammate of Peter Griffin, Jay Leno threatens to kill him | |
| Ooo, piece of candy! | |
| Repeats his name, then falls asleep | |
| Takes an Indian skull from the dump that Peter needs for his house to reappear | |
| Has a fist under his beard | |
| Helps Peter feel young again | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. _____ ____. | |
| Brian runs him over in the countryside and mistakes him for Steven King | |
| Stewie plays Marco Polo with her and nothing ever happens | |
| Appears in numerous episodes, and is Peter's good buddy until he becomes famous and gets arrested. Gives Peter another copy of 'Bird is the Word' | |
| | Clue | Guest |
| Hooks up with Brian but proves that she is actually very smart | |
| Band that saves Santa Claus, lead singer also used to date Lois | |
| Peter and Lois steal his suite at a New York City hotel during their second honeymoon, walks off Mount Rushmore because 'Christians don't believe in gravity' | |
| Former football player who stays with the Griffins after Peter decides he's not as bad as everyones accuses him of being, turns out to be a murderer after all | |
| Singer that Stewie is a huge fan of, he and Brian find out that she is actually a robot made by Disney | |
| Peter switches Meg's newspaper article to one that accuses this actor of being gay | |
| Takes a very long time to spell out his name at the airport | |
| An entire episode is made out of spoofs of his novels | |
| Stewie says on numerous occasions what a terrible actor he is and tells the pilot flying his plane to land right in the middle of the ocean | |
| Loses to Carol Channing in boxing match by technical knockout | |
| Part of Carter Pewterschmidt's poker group, invented Microsoft | |
| Peter helps Carter beat him in a poker game after he follows the others there | |
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