| Quote | Character |
| 'I just live here...' | |
| 'Give me my notes back, you little creep!' | |
| 'No, I won't tell you what the answer is!' | |
| 'Hey, Twinky, want to see if there's an afterlife?' | |
| 'Oh, I can't wait to hear this one explained.' | |
| 'Zounds! A zok death sloop appears out of nowhere and fries our hero's stabilizers!' | |
| 'Well I'll be! My fuzzy mittens have pads!' | |
| 'I'm a Private Eye. It says so on on my door.' | |
| 'The living dead don't have to do math problems.' | |
| 'I hate my job...' | |
| 'The masked man of might has a bolder plan!' | |
| 'Since Clavin seems to be enjoying the class, I'll ask him to demonstrate the next problem' | |