| Sentence | Color |
| Once upon a time, long ago and far away... | |
| ...a colossal, monstrous ogre named Shrek lived in a swamp | |
| Shrek was quite a slob, lacking most social graces. | |
| He would sit all day on his porch, idly passing gas and burping. | |
| He never found a plate, napkin or utensil very useful. | |
| Nearby, evil Lord Farquaad hoped to banish a down-trodden fairytale community to the swamp. | |
| Shrek did not enjoy his new neighbors--Pinocchio did wooden impressions... | |
| while the gingerbread man ate every crumb in his house. | |
| Farquaad hired Shrek to bring lovely Princess Fiona for his bride. | |
| Princess Fiona was trapped in a tower guarded by a flaming old dragon. | |
| She also wasn't too happy about her annoying ogre enchantment. | |
| Every night she would yell, 'O, what a wretched life I lead!' | |
| Shrek and his new friend, Donkey, headed out and rescued the princess. | |
| | Sentence | Color |
| To Fiona, Shrek didn't happen to be a very heroic figure; | |
| and Shrek told Fiona, 'For a princess, you're not the kind I go for.' | |
| On the way home, Shrek would vent anger in excessive amounts. | |
| Eventually, he learns to stay calm on Donkey's urging... | |
| and discovers being nicer is easier than he thought. | |
| But Shrek had no hope a cheerful, gorgeous girl like Fiona could ever love an ogre. | |
| Though he might prefer not to, Shrek brought Fiona to Farquaad... | |
| who rang every bell in town to celebrate the wedding. | |
| Donkey's unglowing report of the wedding changed Shrek's mind. | |
| He let out a bellow, hit every guard in the castle, and stopped the wedding. | |
| He and Fiona kissed, and to their surprise, piano music filled the ballroom... | |
| and a shining ray of light transformed Fiona forever... | |
| who lived happily ever after with Shrek as a plump, ugly ogress. | |
| Nice try, but the official color is 'olive green' | |
| Hate to break it to you but the official name is 'pink flamingo' | |
| 'Sand' is a good guess, but not a crayola color | |
| 'Pea' is a good guess, but not a crayola color | |
| 'Glove'?! Really?! | |
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