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| 'You can't handle the truth!' | |
| 'Stupid is as stupid does.' | |
| 'We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why.' | |
| 'Shut up, just shut up. You had me at 'hello'.' | |
| 'That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.' | |
| 'You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good. ' | |
| 'You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. ' | |
| 'I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?' | |
| 'We who are about to die, salute you!' | |
| 'Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?' | |
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| 'There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door. ' | |
| 'In this town, murder's a form of entertainment.' | |
| 'I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.' | |
| 'I'm in a glass case of emotion' | |
| 'I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.' | |
| 'Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. ' | |
| 'You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.' | |
| 'Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! ' | |
| 'What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis.' | |
| 'Wanna know how I got these scars?' | |
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