| Quote | Wrestler |
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| '... won't run out to save his partner, immigration officials are sitting in the first row.' | |
| 'The last time Horowitz won a match, ... had a full head of hair.' | |
| 'It's awful nice of ...'s wife to let him borrow her clothes like that.' | |
| 'You wouldn't be afraid of ... if you met my Mother-In-Law.' | |
| 'Monsoon, if ... were a woman, you'd date him. Wouldn't be the first time you went out with a dame who had a mustache.' | |
| 'The only good thing to ever come out of Canada was bacon. I'll take bacon over ... any day of the week.' | |
| 'Red and yellow aren't tough guy colors, they're clown colors. Ronald McDonald wears them for pete's sake.' | |
| 'I was originally supposed to manage ... If that happpened I would have become the first lady of Minnesota.' | |
| 'Oh, ... is here. Hogan must have stored him in his carry-on.' | |
| '... said he wanted to introduce me to his Mother and his Sister. Turns out they were the same person.' | |
| '...is an idiot. He gives those sunglasses to the kid and doesn't even take any cash !!!' | |
| 'Do you think that when Mikey was a kid, was he his parents' little whipper-snapper?' | |
| 'Once ... ran into the ring, shook the ropes, and acted all crazy, you basically saw everything the man had to offer.' | |
| 'That's what you do to people you don't need; throw them through glass.' | |
| 'Yeah, it's real neat that ... can breathe fire, but if the guy burps the wrong way ---boom--- there go your eyebrows.' | |
| 'I hear that without the mask ... looks like a Mexican Shaquille O'Neal.' | |
| 'Have you ever tried to have a conversation with ...? It's like talking to a pineapple.' | |
| '... is taking a huge risk today. It's an outdoor arena and I hear he didn't put sunscreen on his bald spot.' | |
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