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It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips.
My mama says...
So where did you meet dad?... It was a long time ago at this heaven/hell mixer.
We wasted the good surprise on you!
Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. ... Really?... Yes. You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
You play football... No, I was so bad I was picked after the white kids.
You sell any universal remotes here?
Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?
We win! Group hug in the shower tonight. Or not. Or not
The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever
I'm from the South. The deep South
Civil or religious? ... Religious. I'm Jewish, I don't wanna piss my mother off.... I'm Catholic, I don't wanna piss Mel Gibson off.
I just want to make people silky-smooth
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!
I promise to love you for fifty more years / Even when your bosoms sag down to the floor.
I'm Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve's father
Foosball's the devil!
Somebody's Clooosseerr
I am very, very sneaky, sir
Alright, I'm going to need for you to retard your anger level a few notches and listen to me, can you do that? ... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. it's retarded, I'm retarded.
Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
Fish? Pony? Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop Anonymous? Damn you! you give him the easy ones!
Well, I may not able to kick your ath but my thithter thure can.
You can do it Ozzy! Bite his freakin' head off!
Who we gonna crush?... The guards!... Who we gonna kill?... The guards!... Who we gonna kiss?... The guards!
What are you? Bionic?... No. I only like the ladies.
Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG!
Going in straight. ... Coming out gay?
I have to sew the duck's head back on and fix his butthole.
Let's go junior high on them.
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Now listen here, Mr Frodo, don't get short with me.
Aquariums make me super horny
Who'd like to dance with this lovely young lady?... I'd like to do more than 'dance' with her
You can do it! You can do it all night long!
I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it...Oh yes. French fries and oreos. You know me too well.
Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's a** at 4 PM
And you can count on me meeting you in the parking lot
I'm glad you're back. Now I don't have to stab you.
Hi, I'm Tom!
But I wipe my own a**, I wipe my own a**!
Captain Insano shows no mercy.
O'Doyle Rules
Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME?
Hello, sir. Was there something you wanted to ask me? ... Fine. Would you like to go out on a date with me?... No. Your penis is too small.
Remember, I'm Pam Dawson, virgin high school nurse from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa.
Yeah? And I'm sure I just heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark... Are you Jewish?... I could be, but no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.
You always gotta protect your McNuggets!
Boy he sure knocked the poop out of him!
I never been to Earth, dad. I never even slept over some other dude's house!
In Europe, its not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed... That's why I'm proud to be an American.
How do I look?... Much better. Like a young Michael Jackson... I love little Mikey.
He has a five year plan... What is is? Don't die?
Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag.
You know that alligator that got your hand? Well I got his HEAD!
You own the Jets...
Get in the Flask!
They go together like lamb and tuna fish. Maybe you prefer spaghetti and meatballs?
Now thats what I call high quality H2O
The price is wrong, b*tch!
Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.

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