| Quote | Movie |
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| It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips. | |
| My mama says... | |
| So where did you meet dad?... It was a long time ago at this heaven/hell mixer. | |
| We wasted the good surprise on you! | |
| Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. ... Really?... Yes. You ain't cool unless you pee your pants. | |
| You play football... No, I was so bad I was picked after the white kids. | |
| You sell any universal remotes here? | |
| Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today? | |
| We win! Group hug in the shower tonight. Or not. Or not | |
| The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever | |
| I'm from the South. The deep South | |
| Civil or religious? ... Religious. I'm Jewish, I don't wanna piss my mother off.... I'm Catholic, I don't wanna piss Mel Gibson off. | |
| I just want to make people silky-smooth | |
| You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma! | |
| I promise to love you for fifty more years / Even when your bosoms sag down to the floor. | |
| I'm Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve's father | |
| Foosball's the devil! | |
| Somebody's Clooosseerr | |
| I am very, very sneaky, sir | |
| Alright, I'm going to need for you to retard your anger level a few notches and listen to me, can you do that? ... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. it's retarded, I'm retarded. | |
| Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy. | |
| Fish? Pony? Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop Anonymous? Damn you! you give him the easy ones! | |
| Well, I may not able to kick your ath but my thithter thure can. | |
| You can do it Ozzy! Bite his freakin' head off! | |
| Who we gonna crush?... The guards!... Who we gonna kill?... The guards!... Who we gonna kiss?... The guards! | |
| What are you? Bionic?... No. I only like the ladies. | |
| Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG! | |
| Going in straight. ... Coming out gay? | |
| I have to sew the duck's head back on and fix his butthole. | |
| Let's go junior high on them. | |
| | Quote | Movie |
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| Now listen here, Mr Frodo, don't get short with me. | |
| Aquariums make me super horny | |
| Who'd like to dance with this lovely young lady?... I'd like to do more than 'dance' with her | |
| You can do it! You can do it all night long! | |
| I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it...Oh yes. French fries and oreos. You know me too well. | |
| Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's a** at 4 PM | |
| And you can count on me meeting you in the parking lot | |
| I'm glad you're back. Now I don't have to stab you. | |
| Hi, I'm Tom! | |
| But I wipe my own a**, I wipe my own a**! | |
| Captain Insano shows no mercy. | |
| O'Doyle Rules | |
| Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? | |
| Hello, sir. Was there something you wanted to ask me? ... Fine. Would you like to go out on a date with me?... No. Your penis is too small. | |
| Remember, I'm Pam Dawson, virgin high school nurse from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa. | |
| Yeah? And I'm sure I just heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark... Are you Jewish?... I could be, but no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican. | |
| You always gotta protect your McNuggets! | |
| Boy he sure knocked the poop out of him! | |
| I never been to Earth, dad. I never even slept over some other dude's house! | |
| In Europe, its not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed... That's why I'm proud to be an American. | |
| How do I look?... Much better. Like a young Michael Jackson... I love little Mikey. | |
| He has a five year plan... What is is? Don't die? | |
| Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag. | |
| You know that alligator that got your hand? Well I got his HEAD! | |
| You own the Jets... | |
| Get in the Flask! | |
| They go together like lamb and tuna fish. Maybe you prefer spaghetti and meatballs? | |
| Now thats what I call high quality H2O | |
| The price is wrong, b*tch! | |
| Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it. | |
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