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Dawn ★ 'I'm president. You can be the janitor.' Season 5
Spike ★ 'Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks.'Season 6
Xander ★ 'No one will ever make me watch 'Jaws 3-D' again.'Season 7
Xander ★ 'Dependable? What is he, State Farm?'Season 5
Anya ★ 'Birth is a present thing?'Season 5
Riley ★ 'What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?' Season 5
Buffy ★ 'We have to find the nest, and fast, before Sunnydale turns into the Troublemeat Palace.'Season 6
Willow ★ 'I think I actually heard him clean his glasses.'Season 6
Spike ★ 'All the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder there's any room for my brain.'Season 7
Spike ★ 'Make me what I was so Buffy can get what she deserves.'Season 6
Xander ★ 'I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!'Season 5
Buffy ★ 'Fine. I'm attainable. I'm an 'attain-a-thon.'Season 7
Giles ★ 'I've driven tricycles with more power than this.'Season 5
Spike ★ 'Strong. Someday he'll be a real boy.'Season 6
Andrew ★ '[Warren]'s Picard, you're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid.'Season 6
Xander ★ 'You're not special. You're extraordinary.'Season 7
Spike ★ 'Huh. I guess that's you, nibblet.' Season 5
Willow ★ 'You really need every square inch of your ass kicked.'Season 6
Anya ★ 'Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.'Season 6
Dawn ★ 'I kiss all the time! ...not that I'm a kiss ****.'Season 6
Tara ★ 'Like, first money, then money money money?'Season 5
Joyce ★ 'I'd rip it half and stick in bed with me!'Season 5
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Spike ★ 'Bitch is going to see a change...'Season 6
Anya ★ 'Can I trade in the children for more cash?'Season 5
Buffy ★ 'Theory number 5: cat burgers'Season 6
Amy ★ 'Rat. You?'Season 6
Faith ★ 'Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?'Season 7
Buffy ★ 'I do beat him up a lot. For Spike, that's like third base.'Season 5
Kennedy ★ 'And your freckles... lickable.'Season 7
Anya ★ 'All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.'Season 7
Buffy ★ 'You're a dope, and a bonehead, and you're shirty!' Season 7
Tara ★ 'The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.'Season 6
Warren ★ 'So... you guys wanna team up and take over Sunnydale?'Season 6
Willow ★ 'We're... lovers. Lesbian, gay-type lovers.'Season 5
Giles ★ 'Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.'Season 7
Spike ★ 'You know you want to dance.'Season 5
Spike ★ 'Two entirely separate entities sharing one body. It's like a bloody sitcom.'Season 5
Spike ★ 'So, where's tall, dark and forehead?'Season 7
Spike ★ 'I liked the lady! Understand, monkey boy?'Season 5
Xander ★'...then she tore out his intestines and rubbed it in his face and took pictures of it.'Season 7
Tara ★ 'Such pure, green energy...'Season 5
Glory ★ 'It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons!' Season 5
Buffy ★ 'I'm standing on the mouth of Hell and it is going to swallow me whole.'Season 7
Buffy ★ 'Is this hell? 'Season 6
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Spike ★ 'Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik!'Season 6
R. Wood ★ 'Beverly Hills... which is a hood.' Season 7
Anya ★ 'Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and have drugs!'Season 5
Buffy ★ 'You're running to catch the bus naked? That's a dream.'Season 7
Jonathan ★ 'We're not killers, we're crime lords!' Season 6
Buffy ★ 'Because I'm not ready for you not to be here.'Season 7
Spike ★ 'They put the spark in me. And now all it does is burn.'Season 7
Spike ★ 'Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.'Season 6
Anya ★ 'Vengeance is what I am.' Season 7
Tara ★ 'A muscle cramp? In your pants?'Season 6
Giles ★ 'Kill us both, Spock.' Season 5
Buffy ★ 'Welcome to Thunderdome.'Season 7
Andrew ★ 'I like to think of myself more as a 'guest-age'.Season 7
Willow ★ 'I'm a breast girl, myself.'Season 6
Spike ★ '... we band of buggered.'Season 5
Harmony ★ 'Didn't you hear? I'm totally her arch-nemesis.'Season 5
Spike ★ 'I'm insane. What's his excuse?' Season 7
Anya ★ 'His physical presence has a penis!' Season 7
Anya ★ 'It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid!'Season 5
Tara ★ 'I'm not sure you should say 'sex poodle' in your vows.'Season 6
Andrew ★ 'We're outlaws with hearts of gold.' Season 7
Anya ★ 'Those are metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!'Season 6

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