| Name/Party | Real or Fake? |
| Sir Ed A Maddox Sr (Independent) | |
| Thaddeus G. McCotter (Republican) | |
| Jimmy McMillan (Rent is Too Damn High Party) | |
| Barack Obama (Democrat) | |
| Sarah Palin (Republican) | |
| David Palmer (Democratic) | |
| Ron Paul (Republican) | |
| RuPaul (Independent) | |
| Timothy Pawlenty (Republican) | |
| James R. Perry (Republican) | |
| Philipp Pflughaupt (Republican) | |
| Reanimated Corpse of Ronald Reagan (Republican) | |
| Charles E. 'Buddy' Roemer III (Republican) | |
| Mitt Romney (Republican) | |
| Richard J. Santorum (Republican) | |
| Ole' Savior (Republican) | |
| Jonathon the Impaler Sharkey (Republican) | |
| Jesus Christ Superstar Smith (Independent) | |
| Dick Swett (Democratic) | |
| Douglas Scott VanRaam (Free Soil) | |
| Ab Cdefghe Jklmnops Tuvwxyz (Independent) | |
| George Washington Williams (Democratic) | |
| Gracie Allen (Surprise Party) | |
| President Warren Roderick Ashe (Democratic) | |
| Michele Bachmann (Republican) | |
| George Bailey (Republican) | |
| Josiah Bartlet (Democratic) | |
| Young Boozer (Republican) | |
| Savannah Jewel McCumber Bush (Independent Not In Any Party) | |
| President Emperor Caesar (Other) | |
| Herman Cain (Republican) | |
| HRM Caesar St. Augustine de Buonaparte Emperor of the United States of Turtle Island (Absolute Dictator Party) | |
| Twinkle Andress Cavanaugh (Republican) | |
| Marion Coatsworth-Hay (Democratic) | |
| Maximus T. Englerius (American Tradition) | |
| Verl Farnsworth (Independent) | |
| Millard Fillmore (Know-Nothing) | |
| Newt Gingrich (Republican) | |
| Rutherford B. Hayes (None) | |
| John Henry VIII (Republican) | |
| Jon Huntsman (Republican) | |
| S. Porcle Kyrgyzstan (America-Centric) | |
| Temperance Alesha Lance-Council (Anti-Hypocrisy) | |
| Leah (Loretta) Lax (Miller) (Democrat) | |
| Richard H. Lee (Independent) | |
| Sir Ed A Maddox Sr (Independent) | |
| Thaddeus G. McCotter (Republican) | |
| Jimmy McMillan (Rent is Too Damn High Party) | |
| Barack Obama (Democrat) | |
| Sarah Palin (Republican) | |
| David Palmer (Democratic) | |
| Ron Paul (Republican) | |
| RuPaul (Independent) | |
| Timothy Pawlenty (Republican) | |
| James R. Perry (Republican) | |
| Philipp Pflughaupt (Republican) | |
| Reanimated Corpse of Ronald Reagan (Republican) | |
| Charles E. 'Buddy' Roemer III (Republican) | |
| Mitt Romney (Republican) | |
| Richard J. Santorum (Republican) | |
| Ole' Savior (Republican) | |
| Jonathon the Impaler Sharkey (Republican) | |
| Jesus Christ Superstar Smith (Independent) | |
| Dick Swett (Democratic) | |
| Douglas Scott VanRaam (Free Soil) | |
| Ab Cdefghe Jklmnops Tuvwxyz (Independent) | |
| George Washington Williams (Democratic) | |