| Quote | Character | Show - Episode |
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| Well... When I'm with a boy I like it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I - I can usually make a few vowel sounds. And then I have to go away...' | |
| 'Who *is* that girl?' | |
| What did y'all order a dead guy for? | |
| Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on? | |
| I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. | |
| And sometimes there's a third even deeper level, and that one's the same as the top surface one... Like with pie. | |
| I really don't like it when people shoot me. | |
| It spoke to the schizophrenic in me. Both of them actually. | |
| For us to have a conversation about a guy, there'd have to be a guy for us to have a conversation about. Was that a sentence? | |
| You know I always had a crush on you, even when I thought you were a dude. This is better. | |
| I'm a rogue demon hunter. | |
| The Special Hell. | |
| I had very definite plans about my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or possibly a grocer. | |
| I DO NOT HAVE PUPPET CANCER! | |
| You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? | |
| | Quote | Character | Show - Episode |
|---|
| Billy, you're driving the spork into your leg. | |
| You hit me with an axe one time. Remember? (mimes brandishing and axe) Get the hell away from my daughter! | |
| I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. You cool with that? | |
| I wept like a baby, and I was evil! | |
| Yeah, but she's our witch. [cocks gun] So cut her the hell down! | |
| The hammer is my penis. | |
| Buffy, Slayer of the Vampires. | |
| I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe and now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. A mortal! A child! And I'm flunking math. | |
| We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero! | |
| (sung) I think this line's mostly filler. | |
| Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! | |
| You paid money for this, sir? On purpose? | |
| Numfar! Do the dance of shame! | |
| So, does this mean I have to be your queen? | |
| I can kill you with my brain. | |
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