| FML | Character | Movie |
|---|
| Today, I tried to talk to the guy I like, but when I'm around him, it's like I'm invisible. FML | |
| Today, I tore off a man's arm. I would have reattached it myself, but I chickened out. FML | |
| Today, my wife talked her mouth off. Actually, Lotso took it. FML | |
| Today, I met my childhood hero and he tried to kill me. FML | |
| Today, I was finally able to open my traveling circus, but I was burned in the deal. FML | |
| Today, my boss fired me (and exiled me to Nepal where I nearly froze to death). FML | |
| Today, I... forgot. FML | |
| Today, I died. Rats. FML | |
| | FML | Character | Movie |
|---|
| Today, I lost my sheep and can't tell where to find them. FML | |
| Today, my mutinous autopilot lost his greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. FML | |
| Today, this girl who drives me nuts hooked me up with another girl - 'Bessie'. FML | |
| Today, I couldn't find my cool super suit. My wife's reaction was ice-cold. FML | |
| Today, the food I ordered wasn't ready after a whole season of preparation. Now I'm hopping mad. FML | |
| Today, on the search for my son, I was nearly eaten. I knew something was fishy when he told me he was a vegetarian. FML | |
| Today, I found out I'm a child's play thing. FML | |
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