Friends- who said what?

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Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
No, freak show! She's fictional!
Are you hugging the door right now?
Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.
We loved Schteve. Schteve was schexy.
I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
But if you'd be willing to COOK naked, you might be willing to DANCE naked.
If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
There should be a gold man!
Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.
No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
...and E as in... Ello there mate.
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharin
Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit.
..Ruth?..Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while...
If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.
Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing'
You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade.
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Oh, they said uh, 'You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.'
It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
Unless you name your first born after me... Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name.
'Throbbing pens'? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.
I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes.
Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.
They're coming. Run! ....Mexico!
Just three? I'm dilated three!
There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice.
Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more 'ESPN' and a little less 'E.'?
Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.
Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs No.
You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha.
How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.
Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.
C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
That's a bad duck!
I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
My sister's having my baby!
They were just giving it away at the exchange for money.
Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.
I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?... she died.
If you want to recieve emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer
Hi sweetie. Before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your house? [pause] Oh, hi mom.
I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
So cute I'm thinking about jabbing this pen in my eye.
You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.

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