Friends- who said what?

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Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?... she died.
My sister's having my baby!
Hi sweetie. Before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your house? [pause] Oh, hi mom.
Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while...
'Throbbing pens'? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.
No, freak show! She's fictional!
Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.
Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs No.
If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes.
How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
There should be a gold man!
I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.
Just three? I'm dilated three!
That's a bad duck!
Are you hugging the door right now?
Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.
You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade.
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
They're coming. Run! ....Mexico!
Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.
I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing'
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharin
Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.
Unless you name your first born after me... Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name.
So cute I'm thinking about jabbing this pen in my eye.
It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.
I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.
Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.
Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
If you want to recieve emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer
I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more 'ESPN' and a little less 'E.'?
No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice.
...and E as in... Ello there mate.
But if you'd be willing to COOK naked, you might be willing to DANCE naked.
We loved Schteve. Schteve was schexy.
..Ruth?..Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
They were just giving it away at the exchange for money.
You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha.
Oh, they said uh, 'You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.'
Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit.
My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.
C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.

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