| Quote | Name |
|---|
| Too many jokes. Must mock Joey. | |
| You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha. | |
| I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. | |
| I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there. | |
| 'Throbbing pens'? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those. | |
| Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts. | |
| How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? | |
| I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes. | |
| Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other. | |
| It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me! | |
| Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside. | |
| But if you'd be willing to COOK naked, you might be willing to DANCE naked. | |
| OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed. | |
| Ding dong, the psycho's gone. | |
| ...and E as in... Ello there mate. | |
| That's a bad duck! | |
| C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun. | |
| I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in. | |
| There should be a gold man! | |
| We loved Schteve. Schteve was schexy. | |
| You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?... she died. | |
| They're coming. Run! ....Mexico! | |
| | Quote | Name |
|---|
| Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind. | |
| Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit. | |
| If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat. | |
| There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while... | |
| You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater. | |
| Oh, they said uh, 'You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.' | |
| You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year. | |
| Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way? | |
| There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice. | |
| Just three? I'm dilated three! | |
| As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress. | |
| My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird. | |
| Hi sweetie. Before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your house? [pause] Oh, hi mom. | |
| Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo. | |
| Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs No. | |
| Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. | |
| ..Ruth?..Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman? | |
| In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy. | |
| I'm a doctor, not a mathematician. | |
| Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more 'ESPN' and a little less 'E.'? | |
| Unless you name your first born after me... Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name. | |
| Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house. | |
| | Quote | Name |
|---|
| I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing' | |
| Stay... stay. Good fake dog. | |
| Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here. | |
| Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway? | |
| If you want to recieve emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer | |
| Are you hugging the door right now? | |
| I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. | |
| Yep, it's fat. I drank fat. | |
| Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth. | |
| No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue. | |
| So cute I'm thinking about jabbing this pen in my eye. | |
| Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni. | |
| No, freak show! She's fictional! | |
| Oh... I get it. A-man-duh. | |
| If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside. | |
| You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade. | |
| But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break. | |
| It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharin | |
| They were just giving it away at the mall...in exchange for money. | |
| My sister's having my baby! | |
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