Friends- who said what?

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I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?... she died.
Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
That's a bad duck!
How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more 'ESPN' and a little less 'E.'?
I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing'
Oh, they said uh, 'You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.'
Hi sweetie. Before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your house? [pause] Oh, hi mom.
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.
Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.
'Throbbing pens'? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.
But if you'd be willing to COOK naked, you might be willing to DANCE naked.
Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
We loved Schteve. Schteve was schexy.
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha.
C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
So cute I'm thinking about jabbing this pen in my eye.
If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit.
They were just giving it away at the exchange for money.
You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.
Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.
Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharin
Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes.
I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
..Ruth?..Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.
Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs No.
My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.
Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
There should be a gold man!
Just three? I'm dilated three!
I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
No, freak show! She's fictional!
Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
Are you hugging the door right now?
You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade.
There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice.
There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while...
My sister's having my baby!
Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.
...and E as in... Ello there mate.
If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.
Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.
But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.
I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
If you want to recieve emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer
Unless you name your first born after me... Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name.
OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
They're coming. Run! ....Mexico!

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