Friends- who said what?

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You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade.
How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.
You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha.
If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Unless you name your first born after me... Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name.
..Ruth?..Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.
Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.
But if you'd be willing to COOK naked, you might be willing to DANCE naked.
Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
Just three? I'm dilated three!
I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice.
I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
Are you hugging the door right now?
Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.
So cute I'm thinking about jabbing this pen in my eye.
I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.
Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.
Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharin
In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
That's a bad duck!
You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?... she died.
'Throbbing pens'? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.
Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.
Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more 'ESPN' and a little less 'E.'?
There should be a gold man!
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing'
My sister's having my baby!
I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
We loved Schteve. Schteve was schexy.
Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs No.
They're coming. Run! ....Mexico!
Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.
Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
If you want to recieve emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer
They were just giving it away at the exchange for money.
Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit.
I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes.
Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
...and E as in... Ello there mate.
Hi sweetie. Before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your house? [pause] Oh, hi mom.
There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while...
If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.
Oh, they said uh, 'You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.'
Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.
I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
No, freak show! She's fictional!

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