| Description of the musical | Musical |
| Love story of a slave and her captor. Both die by being buried alive | |
| An orphan who who likes to sing | |
| Some felines who like to sing | |
| Some girls who have a dream | |
| Some guy who acts like Kevin Bacon and dances illegally | |
| Something about God or Spelling. Maybe both. I just don't want to read the wikipedia article about, it's boring | |
| It's a much more popular movie about high school people in love | |
| | Description of the musical | Musical |
| Some draft dodging hippies who like to sing and dance in the nude | |
| I don't care what the Broadway Musical is about but in the movie, John Travolta dresses as a woman. That's all I needed to hear to know i was not going to watch it | |
| You've got to pick a pocket or two | |
| Something about AIDS | |
| Some people who can't pee | |
| Some witches who do some stuff | |
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