| Quote | Character |
| 'Drugs are bad, m'kay?' | |
| 'No, kitty, this is my pot pie!' | |
| 'You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!' | |
| 'Hey...hey Sharon...Sharon, you gotta come see this!' | |
| 'Ready Ike? Kick the baby!' | |
| 'Loo loo loo, I've got some apples...' | |
| 'Hello there, children!' | |
| 'Wha-What-WHAT??' | |
| 'Mmf mmmff mff!' | |
| 'Move along people, nothing to see here!' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'Herro, wercome to schitty wok, I take yer order pree!' | |
| 'We don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly!' | |
| 'Ooh, Jesthus Cthrist!' | |
| 'I will slap you so super hard!' | |
| 'Say Terrance, I just bought a new hybrid car!' | |
| 'Wow, what a terrific audience.' | |
| 'Gobbles!' | |
| 'Shut up turd!' | |
| 'I'm super, thanks for asking!' | |
| 'Butters, you are grounded, mister!' | |
|