| Misquote | Person | Background |
|---|
| 'Anything that can go wrong, will.' | |
| 'The only two certainties in life are death and taxes.' | |
| 'I've just had eighteen straight whiskeys in a row – I do believe that is some sort of record.' | |
| 'Because it's there.' | |
| 'It is necessary only for the good man to do nothing for evil to triumph.' | |
| 'The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.' | |
| 'Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!' | |
| 'The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality.' | |
| 'When I hear the word 'culture', I reach for my gun.' | |
| 'Dreams are the royal road to consciousness.' | |
| 'Go west, young man.' | |
| 'I invented the internet.' | |
| 'If I have seen farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” | |
| 'Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.' | |
| 'To get rich is glorious.' | |
| 'Billions and Billions.' | |
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