| Misquote | Person | Background |
| 'Houston, we have a problem.' | |
| 'The only good Indian is a dead Indian.' | |
| 'Et tu, Brute?' | |
| 'The ends justify the means.' | |
| 'Can't we all just get along?' | |
| 'I fear that all we have done is awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve.' | |
| 'Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.' | |
| 'Only the dead have seen the end of war.' | |
| 'I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.' | |
| 'Astrology is like a life-giving elixir to mankind.' | |
| 'The British are coming!' | |
| 'First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they attack you. Then you win.' | |
| “The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.” | |
| “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” | |
| 'I can see Russia from my house.' | |
| 'The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.' | |
| 'If they have no bread, let them eat cake!' | |
| 'There's a sucker born every minute.' | |
| 'You forgot Poland.' | |
| 'I cannot tell a lie.' | |