| Haiku | President |
|---|
| Preserved the Union / He was assassinated / Four score, seven years... | |
| Liked Civil Service / Only lasted six months though / All 'cause of Guiteau | |
| He was the Dark Horse / He defeated Henry Clay / Won Mexican War | |
| Fugitive Slave Act / He founded Buffalo U / ...He's not so well known | |
| No parties, warned he / In his last farewell address / He was first in line | |
| First to be impeached / His Seward bought Alaska / Once was a tailor | |
| He's often ranked worst / The only Pennsylvanian / Only bachelor | |
| Didn't do so much / Long Inauguration Speech / Died of Pneumonia | |
| First in the White House / Defended British Soldiers / Father of the Sixth | |
| Vetoed many bills / After predecessor's death / Gone in '45 | |
| Louisiana / He wrote the Declaration / Monticello man | |
| Free Soil Party Guy / Panic of '37 / Hey, Old Kinderhook! | |
| The first Democrat / Indian Removal Act / Governed Florida | |
| Southern sympathies / Signed Kansas-Nebraska Act / No V.P., mostly | |
| He won by one vote / He ended reconstruction / V.P. was Wheeler | |
| Middle name just S. / General in Civil War / Liked to hit the sauce | |
| Made namesake doctrine / Supported Liberia / Died on July 4 | |
| Last Whig elected / Second to die in office / Last one to own slaves | |
| War of 1812 / Father of the Bill of Rights / He was a short guy | |
| The second guy's son / He beat out Andrew Jackson / Then he lost to him | |
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