| Haiku | President |
| Brought down Soviets / 'Read my lips - no new taxes' / Didn't like broccoli | |
| His nickname was Ike / Was a five-star general / Started the space race | |
| He fell quite a lot / He was never elected / Died age 93 | |
| Great Society / Took the oath on Air Force One / Passed Civil Rights Act | |
| Four terms is a lot / Ended the Great Depression / World War II, Ahoy! | |
| Born in New Jersey / So nice he's President twice / '93 Panic | |
| He's the first black one / Likes universal healthcare / His dog's name is Bo | |
| Bull Moose candidate / Youngest at age 42 / Treaty of Portsmouth | |
| Signed Pendleton Act / Was referenced in Die Hard 3 / Was Garfield's VP | |
| Started Iraq War / He didn't forget Poland / Axis of Evil | |
| Was born in Vermont / He didn't say much at all / V.P. was Charles Dawes | |
| Got us a surplus / The second to be impeached / Supported NAFTA | |
| Served in all branches / Who can forget the bathtub? / War Secretary | |
| Middle name Milhous / Visited the PRC / First one to resign | |
| Mining engineer / The Great Depression started / Lost in '32 | |
| He once farmed peanuts / Witnessed Camp David Accords / He was from Georgia | |
| Bombed those two cities / He really lost to Dewey? / Said 'The buck stops here' | |
| 'Evil Empire' speech / Once acted with a monkey / Said 'Tear down this wall!' | |
| Teapot Dome Scandal / He published a newspaper / Died in '23 | |
| Lost Popular Vote / Signed Sherman Antitrust Act / William's Grandson | |
| PT-109 / Cuban Missile Crisis - whew! / The only Catholic | |
| Started war with Spain / Namesake of famous mountain / Ended by Czolgosz | |
| Only PhD / Got us into World War I / Headed Princeton U | |