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C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! | |
No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know? | |
No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. | |
We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type. | |
And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye! | |
Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair? | |
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? | |
Yeah, you have homosexual hair. | |
Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand... | |
Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment | |
You’re into hardcore S&M right? | |
Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos'? Man, my dad's gonna kill me! | |
Really?! Well, that’s just lovely, isn’t it? I must’ve missed your call, even though I didn’t leave the flat all day. | |
I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse! | |
Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping! | |
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You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad? | |
Huh. Well, I’m supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. I’m supposed to be working right now, so who cares. | |
So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured. | |
You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed | |
Ah, you... have the sex? | |
Yeah, I’m riding the alimony pony. | |
People ask me why we’re not together, I just don’t know what to tell them. | |
That’s not even a word! I can get this! I can get this! | |
No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on | |
But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do. | |
Oh, he’s fine. He’s fine. It’s just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesn’t like me. | |
Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why? | |
Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for. | |
Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad? | |
That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel! | |
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