| Definition | Country |
| Home of the British convicts. | |
| A factory for sexy people. | |
| A country where people work 35 hour weeks and have two months paid leave a year. | |
| Once a Portuguese, later German and then Australian territory, it became independent in the 1970s. | |
| The centre of European civilization for millenia. | |
| Modern day version of this term is 'Iraq'. | |
| A very wealthy Middle Eastern nation that is rolling in oil and banking dough. | |
| If you don't like it, go live in Canada. | |
| Where every company outsources our jobs to. | |
| Largest Spanish-speaking nation in the world | |
| | Definition | Country |
| A magical land composed completely of cubes. | |
| From a Simpsons episode where Homer reads it as 'You are gay'. | |
| Country with a lot of hills, sheep, fruit, and a ridiculously small military. | |
| Where 14-year-old girls can walk home alone at 11:00pm. | |
| A country surronded by countries that either hate it or do not like it very, very much. | |
| The birthplace of the western world. | |
| Windmills, wooden shoes, cheese, marijuana, hookers and tulips. | |
| We rather prefer bullfighting than school shootings. | |
| The country that mesmerized the whole world during the 2002 FIFA World Cup. | |
| Where lego comes from. | |
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