| Quote | Musical |
| 'We all need help to feel fine. Let's have some wine!' | |
| 'As terrifying as terror is, let us put aside our panic for this one day... and celebrate!' | |
| 'It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.' | |
| 'Oh say can you see my eyes? If you can then my hair's too short.' | |
| 'Still at least the seats get sold. Gossip's worth its weight in gold.' | |
| 'Every single day, I walk down the street. I hear people say baby, so sweet.' | |
| ' 'Ere we are now, hot out of the oven.' | |
| 'You have two alternatives. You can either say oh yes it's true, we're living in delicious sin. Or you can simply tell the truth...' | |
| 'When the Lord closes a door... somewhere he opens a window.' | |
| 'There is a room that's full of toys. There are a hundred boys and girls.' | |
| | Quote | Musical |
| 'Listen everybody, look I don't know what you're waiting for, a wedding, what's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual.' | |
| 'Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.' | |
| 'Shall we say the ball is in your court.' | |
| 'Spit spot.' | |
| 'Since when are Latin people afraid of heat?' | |
| 'Oh words, words, words, I'm so sick of words!' | |
| 'We've taken to you so strong, it's clear we're going to get along.' | |
| 'Blah blah blah-blah blah blah blah.' | |
| 'Oh dear Lord, you made many many poor people.' | |
| 'I think he takes out on me, what he wants to take out on you.' | |
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