| Quote | Movie Title |
| 'Let's get pissed and watch porn.' | |
| 'You're in the a**hole of the world, captain.' | |
| 'I must have hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?' | |
| 'Thanks for nothing you useless reptile.' | |
| 'I'm a criminal.' | |
| 'Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stick a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond.' | |
| 'I haven't been f***** like that since gradeschool.' | |
| 'Let's get that Greek.' | |
| 'I meant to do it, Fred. I really meant to do it. I stood there trembling right on the edge. But I couldn't.' | |
| 'I AM big. It's the pictures that got small.' | |
| | Quote | Movie Title |
| 'Directive.' | |
| 'Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them.' | |
| 'You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?' | |
| 'I don't know about you, miss kitty, but I feel so much yummier.' | |
| 'Alma, check your battery.' | |
| 'Where's Olive?' | |
| 'They're called boobs, Ed.' | |
| 'Ouch.' | |
| 'It is hard to fill a cup that is already full.' | |
| 'Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them, sir. Don't worry. Good waste of juice.' | |
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