to perform an activity in an extreme fashion

to drink water directly from the faucet

temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severely impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive woman

power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause

point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action

awesome sound produced by letting one off whilst sitting on the toilet

leaving a place without closing niceties

a computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute

a growing collection of video games that have yet to be opened and played, likely due to the fact that so many good games come out and the owner simply cannot keep up

a spouse or roommate who takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate

a measurement of time totaling 72 days

politically correct way of saying that you look like #$%

someone with low personal hygiene or doesn't wash

the period of time between when the light turns green and the driver in the front of the line of cars looks up from his iPod or iPhone and pulls away from the light

a phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea

You Only Live Once!

the amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old from the day it is purchased, usually less than one month

one who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language

the temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports

falling asleep at the keyboard

the complimentary stuff with which you leave your dentist’s office: toothbrush, dental floss, etc.

when what you do for a living makes you want to kill yourself

having to use a public restroom (for #2) that has either no lock on the door, or no lock on the stall you are using

when the naked butts of two people bump as they bend over, i.e. in the locker room or shower

someone unappealing to look at

to use hate and bigotry to spread a political message

letting people know where you are through Google maps or any app that shows your location on a map

a name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes

driving a motor vehicle while talking or texting on a cell phone

virtually any college or university campus in Mississippi, Alabama or Tennessee, where over 30% of the student body is significantly obese