| Quote | (L)arry or (S)tephen? |
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| I fantasized being a broadcaster. | |
| It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost. | |
| I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. | |
| I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. | |
| Each life makes its own immitation of immortality. | |
| I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam. | |
| When asked, 'How do you write?' I invariably answer, 'one word at a time.' | |
| You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. | |
| I have never understood the Iowa caucus. | |
| We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones. | |
| I was always telling everyone, I want to be a broadcaster. They'd say, What, are you crazy? What, you're going to be Arthur Godfrey? | |
| God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live. | |
| Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. | |
| Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. | |
| Les Miserables is one of my favorite stories. | |
| If you do something, expect consequences. | |
| I like to put a stake in people, because I know people helped me. | |
| When I broke in, in 1957, it was wide open. Now you're up against strong competition. | |
| The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. | |
| The devil's voice is sweet to hear. | |
| Good writers are in the business of leaving signposts saying, Tour my world, see and feel it through my eyes; I am your guide. | |
| I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun. | |
| It's joyful to give. But for people who want to take advantage of you, you're kind of an easy mark. | |
| French is the language that turns dirt into romance. | |
| Good writers are in the business of leaving signposts saying, Tour my world, see and feel it through my eyes; I am your guide. | |
| I fantasized being a broadcaster. | |
| I have never understood the Iowa caucus. | |
| I like to put a stake in people, because I know people helped me. | |
| I was always telling everyone, I want to be a broadcaster. They'd say, What, are you crazy? What, you're going to be Arthur Godfrey? | |
| I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun. | |
| I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam. | |
| If you do something, expect consequences. | |
| It's joyful to give. But for people who want to take advantage of you, you're kind of an easy mark. | |
| Les Miserables is one of my favorite stories. | |
| Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. | |
| When I broke in, in 1957, it was wide open. Now you're up against strong competition. | |
| Each life makes its own immitation of immortality. | |
| French is the language that turns dirt into romance. | |
| God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live. | |
| I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. | |
| It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost. | |
| The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. | |
| We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones. | |
| The devil's voice is sweet to hear. | |
| When asked, 'How do you write?' I invariably answer, 'one word at a time.' | |
| You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. | |
| Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. | |
| I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. | |
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