I've heard police work is dangerous.

It's the same old story.

Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards.

Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars.

Interesting... almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today.

Nice beaver!

Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!

[offering a cigar] Cuban?

Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living.

Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad.

How could you do something so vicious?

You want to take a dinghy?

Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.

What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.

I'm boiling a roast. How hot and wet do you like it?

Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?