I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

I want you to kill every gopher on the course!

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady.

I hear this place is restricted, Wang.

And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know?

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.'

Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman.

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.

I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.

Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?

I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips.

Carl. Damn your eyes. I told you, today is the day we change the holes. Now, do it, and no more slacking off.

I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college.

My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Turds.

Danny, I'm having a party this weekend.

This place got a pool?