In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me,

Look at them bodacious

Who the hell is that guy?

Here he is, thinking he's a great big star;

I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas,

Wave good-bye to your buddies, Mayonnaise! Oh, I forgot. You don't have any buddies, do you?

Where you been? Listening to rock and roll music

I expect to lose half of you before I'm finished. I will use every means necessary - fair and unfair - to trip you up,

Sit, adjust,

I'll get my old job back at JC Penney's. Hell, in two years,

Lynette, marry me,

No sir. You can kick me outta here,

You know something, you ain't nothing special. You got no manners, you treat woman like ****s and if you ask me

What DOES matter is that he freaked out for SOME reason

I don't want no Okie from Muskogee!

You made this whole thing up, didn't you?

The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers,

My grandmother wants

I dare you to try not to fall in love me. How can you resist?

Be proud of them wings, boy,