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| Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator: “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her _____ this morning and it was amazing!” | |
| A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed & hadn’t, turned to the weatherman & asked: “So Bob, where’s that 8 _____ you promised me last night?' | |
| Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a _____.” (hint: it’s a low golf score) | |
| Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: “They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different _____.” | |
| Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on ‘Look North’ said: “There’s nothing like a big hot _____ inside you on a cold night like this.” | |
| Carenza Lewis, about finding food in the Middle Ages on ‘Time Team Live’, said: “You’d eat _____ if you could get it.” | |
| Bobby Simpson, commenting on cricketer Neil Fairbrother’s shot: “With his lovely soft hands, he just _____ it off.” | |
| Mike Hallett, discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s _____ every chance he gets.” | |
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| Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards’ tyre choice on World Superbike racing: “Colin had a ______ on in practice earlier, and I bet he wishes he had a _____ on now.” | |
| ‘Winning Post’s’ Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy’s formidable lead: “Tony has a quick look between his _____ and likes what he sees.” | |
| Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use ______, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.' | |
| James Allen asked Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix: “What does it feel like being rammed up the _____ by Barrichello?” | |
| US PGA Commentator: “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his _____ and kisses them.” | |
| Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977: “Ah, isn’t that nice? The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the _____ of the Oxford crew.” | |
| New Zealand Rugby Commentator: “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson _____ inside of him.” | |
| Metro Radio: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven _____ on the field.” | |
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