| Lyrics | Missing Word |
| our ______ are all the same. | |
| You want to ______ where everybody knows your name. | |
| Roll out of ______, Mr. Coffee's dead. | |
| The morning's looking ______. | |
| And your shrink ______ off to Europe | |
| and didn't even ______. | |
| And your husband wants to be a ______. | |
| Be glad there's one ______ in the world | |
| where everybody ______ your name. | |
| And they're always glad you ______. | |
| You want to go where ______ know | |
| people are all the ______. | |
| You want to ______ where everybody knows your name. | |