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| How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first? | |
| Right. But you don't want to hurt the Fett... because, man, you're not comin' back from that! You know, you don't just do that and walk away. | |
| Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I think you're in the wrong line of work. | |
| I know what you made me do. Your promises of happy fields and dancing schnauzers and being demigods won't work on me anymore. | |
| So there is something I can do? Besides . . . scream like a woman? | |
| Oh, she just said you look even cuter when you're all weak and kitten-y, and she'd better go solo, or you'd get hurt. | |
| What? Oh, yes. I am a lesbian. | |
| It's very powerful, and probably very dangerous. It has a purifying power, a cleansing power... possibly scrubbing bubbles. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I'm only saying that once you see true evil, it can have some serious afterburn, and then you can't unsee what you saw. Ever. | |
| What can I say? I work in mysterious ways. Also some fairly straightforward ones. | |
| Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs? | |
| Hey don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay? Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call. | |
| Once again, the Hellmouth puts the 'special' in special occasion. | |
| The flaying of Warren Meers? Oh, truly inspired. That was water-cooler vengeance. Lloyd has a sketch of it on his wall. | |
| Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or I guess they do, but... | |
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| Right. I count four limbs, a head, no visible scarring, so I assume your personal issue wasn't a life-threatening accident of any kind, and I'm therefore uninterested. | |
| I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the twentieth century, with three whole years to spare. | |
| I don't know - I was going for ferocious/scary, but it's coming out more dryly sardonic. | |
| No. I'm powerful, and I'm beautiful, and I don't need you to complete me. And you're mean! | |
| Were you planning to slit my throat any time soon? | |
| I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown. | |
| Well, now what? We hold hands and chant Kumbaya or something? | |
| Well, she practically had 'Genuine Molded Plastic' stamped on her ass. | |
| I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat. | |
| There are things I will not tolerate. Students loitering on campus after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking. | |
| Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight. | |
| You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong. | |
| We're going to destroy the world. Want to come? | |
| Loose cannon. Rock the boat. Is that a mixed metaphor? Boats did have cannons. And a loose one would cause it to rock. | |
| A good Sunnydale rule-of-thumb? Avoid white-skinned men in capes. | |
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