❶ The One After Ross Says _____ ❶ After Ross's blunder, Emily runs away through a bathroom window. Monica & Chandler are constantly interrupted when they try to hook up again. Rachel ends up in Greece after Ross runs after Emily, who just saw Rachel board her honeymoon flight.
❷ The One with All the _____ ❷ Chandler accidentally kisses Monica goodbye in front of the girls, then makes up for it by kissing all of them. Rachel puts Monica in charge of her love life, then tells Ross she's still in love with him. Phoebe's water breaks.
❸ The One with the _____ ❸ Phoebe gives birth to her brother's 3 kids. Joey's 'sympathy pains' are actually kidney stones. Monica is set up on a date with a nurse, so Chandler says he and Monica were just 'goofing around'; but she cancels the date and the two make up.
❹ The One Where Phoebe _____ PBS ❹ Joey thinks he's hired as a PBS telethon host, but is instead just a phone operator; Phoebe does not support this, as it reminds her of her mother's suicide. Emily tells Ross she'll move to New York if he promises not to be friends with Rachel anymore.
❺ The One with the _____ ❺ Chandler & Monica spend a weekend away in a hotel, but spend it fighting. Joey deduces that they are seeing each other after receiving a call about a lost eyelash curler, and is sworn to secrecy. Rachel worries about being phased out of the group.
❻ The One with the _____ ❻ Phoebe starts to like the evil fur coat her mother gave her. Monica & Rachel mistake a very hairy man in the basement, Danny, for a monster creature. Emily asks Ross for unreasonable sacrifices, then says she can't trust him; they divorce.
❼ The One Where Ross _____ In ❼ When Ross is kicked out of his house, he bunks with Joey & Chandler, who try to find him his own place ASAP. Phoebe dates a health inspector who closes down every restaurant they visit. Rachel likes Danny but doesn't attend his housewarming gala.
❽ The One with All the _____ ❽ At Thanksgiving, everybody has flashbacks of their worst Thanksgivings. Phoebe explains her 'past life', and it's revealed that Monica had accidentally cut off Chandler's pinky toe. To get him to forgive her, Monica wears a turkey on her head.
❾ The One with Ross's _____ ❾ Joey is frustrated with hiding his friends' relationship, and has been taking the blame for underwear and a nude picture. Phoebe & Rachel attend a literature class. Ross erupts when his boss eats his Thanksgiving leftovers, and is put on indefinite leave.
❿ The One with the _____ Sister ❿ Phoebe takes Christmas donations on the street, but people treat it like a litter box. Ross pushes Joey to create a movie script, causing a rift with Chandler. Rachel dates Danny, but is put off by his disturbing physical relationship with his sister.
⓫ The One with All the _____ ⓫ On a date, Ross wears leather pants that get stuck. For the New Year, Ross will do new things daily, Joey will learn guitar, Rachel will stop gossiping, Chandler won't make fun of his friends, Monica will take more pictures, and Phoebe will fly a jet.
⓬ The One with Chandler's _____ Laugh ⓬ Monica dislikes the fake laugh Chandler has with his boss, but lets him continue it after his boss gets insulted. Emily is already re-engaged, so Ross sleeps with Janice -- who breaks up with him. Rachel tries to get Monica to confess about Chandler.
⓭ The One with Joey's _____ ⓭ Chandler can't stand Monica's massages, but comforts her by telling her she gives the 'best bad massages'. Rachel gives Joey a satchel, which really looks like a purse. Phoebe's grandmother dies, and she meets her father at the funeral.
⓮ The One Where _____ Finds Out ⓮ Ross tries to get Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, and eats with him naked. Rachel & Phoebe learn about Monica & Chandler, starting a faux-date between Chandler & Phoebe which ends with an awkward kiss and Chandler declaring his love for Monica.
⓯ The One with the Girl Who _____ Joey ⓯ Ross refuses to chip in for the retirement party of his new building's superintendent, and the tenants get mad. Chandler freaks out over his and Monica's future, then proposes to her. Joey dates a girl who punches him on the arm a lot.
⓰ The One with the _____ ⓰ Joey becomes envious of Monica's & Chandler's relationship, and thinks he's falling in love with Monica. Ross buys a new couch, but struggles to get it up the stairs. Phoebe finds a NYPD wallet, fakes being an officer, then dates the real officer, Gary.
⓱ The One with Rachel's _____ Kiss ⓱ At a Ralph Lauren interview, Rachel accidentally kisses the interviewer when he goes to open the door. Monica wants to prove she and Chandler are hotter than Phoebe & Gary. Joey keeps going to Ross's when looking for the 'hot girl' across the street.
⓲ The One Where Rachel _____ ⓲ Rachel takes up cigarettes at work to fit in with her colleagues. Joey auditions for a part with Ben, but is pit against him by the director. Monica & Phoebe throw a surprise party for Rachel, in which Phoebe is in charge of cups and ice -- and goes all out.
⓳ The One Where Ross _____ Flirt ⓳ Ross orders lots of pizza, trying (but failing) to flirt with the delivery girl. Joey shows his grandma the Law & Order episode he was in, but his part was cut -- so he films his own part. Rachel loses one of Monica's earrings, which Phoebe had lent her.
⓴ The One with the Ride-_____ ⓴ Emily is having second thoughts about her and Ross's divorce, but Rachel convinces Ross not to call back. The boys go for a ride in Gary's cop car, where Joey dives on Ross after a car backfires; they think it's to save him, but it's to save his sandwich.
❷❶ The One with the _____ ❷❶ Gary & Phoebe move in together, but break up after Gary shoots a morning bird. Rachel buys a hairless Sphinx cat. Ross & Joey spend the day tossing a ball back and forth; everyone joins in, before Phoebe places the ball down on the table.
❷❷ The One with Joey's Big _____ ❷❷ Joey abandons Chandler on a bridge after Chandler tells him his movie in Vegas will not be his chance at success, which is vindicated when Joey finds the set torn down. Rachel won't put drops in her eye; Phoebe can't remember why she's mad at Ross.
❷❸ - ❷❹ The One in _____ ❷❸ - ❷❹ Rachel takes Phoebe's advice to wander her apartment naked. At the casino, Joey finds his identical hand twin and Phoebe berates a 'lurker'; Chandler & Monica contemplate marriage, before Ross & Rachel drunkenly stumble out of the chapel.