❶ The One with Ross's New _____ ❶ Rachel waits for Ross to get off the plane, but he does so with Julie in his arms. Jealous, Rachel spends the night with Paolo. Meanwhile, Monica gets a man's haircut from Phoebe, and Joey's tailor grabs Chandler's crotch to 'measure the in-seam'.
❷ The One with the Breast _____ ❷ The guys are uncomfortable with Carol publically breastfeeding Ben; Phoebe and Joey taste it, much to everyone's disgust. Rachel freaks out after Monica goes to the mall with Julie. At his day job, Joey competes with a fellow cologne spritzer.
❸ The One Where _____ Dies ❸ After their grumpy downstairs neighbor dies, Rachel and Monica inherit all his belongings. Chandler freaks when he finds how similar they were, so he meets with Janice -- who is now married and pregnant. Phoebe and Ross argue about evolution.
❹ The One with Phoebe's _____ ❹ Phoebe reveals that she married a gay Canadian ice skater to get him his green card. He asks for a divorce, citing that he is actually straight. Rachel tries to stop Ross and Julie having sex when he asks her for advice. We learn Chandler has a third nipple.
❺ The One with Five _____ and an Eggplant ❺ After a sexy woman calls looking for 'Bob', Chandler makes the most of it. An expensive dinner and concert is planned for Ross' birthday, causing a division between the rich and poor in the group. Monica is fired after taking meat from work.
❻ The One with the _____ on the Bus ❻ Chandler and Joey babysit Ben after Ross reacts to Monica's pie. They try to use him to pick up girls, but then forget him on the bus. Phoebe is replaced at Central Perk by a professional singer, so begins singing hate music on the street in front of the cafe.
❼ The One Where _____ Finds Out ❼ While on a date, Rachel leaves Ross a drunken voicemail saying that she is 'over' him. Ross is stunned when he hears it, as Rachel climbs on him to try and stop him hearing the message. That night alone at the coffee shop, they share their first kiss.
❽ The One with the _____ ❽ Ross writes out the pros and cons of Julie and Rachel to try and decide who to be with. He chooses Rachel, but she is furious when she sees the document. Monica tries to incorporate Mockolate, a synthetic chocolate replacement, into Thanksgiving.
❾ The One with Phoebe's _____ ❾ When Phoebe discovers the photo she has of her father is a guy-in-the-frame picture, she goes to find him with Chandler & Joey -- but can't muster the courage to confront him. Meanwhile, Ross has Rachel make a list about him, but then obsesses over it.
❿ The One with _____ ❿ Rachel begins dating a man with eerie similarities to Ross, but their relationship is short-lived. Joey wins the part of Dr. Drake Ramoray after dealing with the casting lady's sexual advances. Monica realizes Fun Bobby is not fun when he isn't drinking.
⓫ The One with the _____ Wedding ⓫ Carol and Susan have their wedding, and Monica is the caterer. An elderly woman dies at Phoebe's massage, and Phoebe is convinced she is possessed with the dead lady's spirit. Rachel's mother visits and tells Rachel she is divorcing her father.
⓬⓭ The One _____ the Superbowl ⓬⓭ Ross visits Marcel in California, and finds the monkey is now a TV star. Chandler goes to dinner with a girl who revengefully leaves him in a bathroom stall wearing only her underwear. Joey dates a woman who thinks he is real-life Dr. Drake Ramoray.
⓮ The One with the Prom _____ ⓮ A tape is found of Monica & Rachel's prom night; Monica was obese and Rachel had a big nose. Ross dresses up to take Rachel to prom when her date fails to show, but is abandoned; Rachel forgives him for the list. Joey gives Chandler a gold bracelet.
⓯ The One Where Ross and Rachel…. _____ ⓯ After a family party, Monica and Dr. Richard Burke begin a relationship. Rachel can't stop laughing when she and Ross kiss. After Ross is called to the museum, they consummate in the planetarium. Joey & Chandler stay in their new chairs for 2 days.
⓰ The One Where _____ Moves Out ⓰ After a fight with Chandler, Joey considers moving out. Monica & Richard try to tell her parents about their relationship; Monica sees them have sex in the bathroom. Rachel gets a small tattoo, but Phoebe chickens out. Joey moves into his new place.
⓱ The One Where _____ Moves In ⓱ A record producer wants to make a video for Smelly Cat, but dubs over Phoebe's voice with a better singer. Monica hates seeing Ross so often since he began dating Rachel. Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, only to meet his new roomie.
⓲ The One Where Dr. _____ Dies ⓲ Joey's character is killed off after he claims to write his own lines. Rachel & Ross and Monica & Richard discuss their past sex lives; Rachel & Monica fight over the last condom. Eddie accuses Chandler of sleeping with his ex and taking his goldfish.
⓳ The One Where Eddie Won't _____ ⓳ After losing his job, Joey loses his place and things. Eddie watches Chandler sleep, and Chandler tells him many times to leave; Eddie always forgets, never leaves, and thinks he went to Vegas. Joey moves back in, convincing Eddie he never lived there.
⓴ The One Where Old Yeller _____ ⓴ Phoebe is shocked to learn how Old Yeller and several other sad children's movies actually end. Joey & Chandler hang with Richard, but reveal that they see him as more a father than a friend. Rachel freaks when Ross plans their life together.
❷❶ The One with the _____ ❷❶ Two men start a fight with Chandler & Ross at Central Perk, when a stranger runs away with all their things. Phoebe goes to meet her father, but only finds Frank Jr., her half-brother. Monica starts a job in a '50s diner, where she dances on the counter.
❷❷ The One with the _____ Parties ❷❷ Monica hosts a birthday party for Rachel, but both her estranged parents show up. They form another party at Joey's & Chandler's with her father, while her mother attends Monica's party. Many people leave Monica for the guys' livelier party.
❷❸ The One with the Chicken _____ ❷❸ Phoebe gets a childhood disease from Ben, as does her lover; Monica tapes oven mitts on them so they can't scratch. Joey starts working for Chandler, and pretends to blame him for all his problems. Monica is upset that Richard doesn't have a 'thing'.
❷❹ The One with _____ and Mindy's Wedding ❷❹ Rachel attends her ex-fiancé's wedding as maid-of-honor, but everyone thinks she's insane. Chandler meets a married woman online; at the coffee shop he sees it's Janice. Monica & Richard break up when they realize their conflicting views on kids.