| Quote | Person | Episode |
| 'I transferred back to Carmel High, Rachel.' | |
| 'When the journey getting there has been so much fun.' | |
| 'I think I have a song that expresses my feelings perfectly.' | |
| 'With both of us' | |
| 'Well I couldn't disagree more.' | |
| 'Mostly dip, or burgers, or my armpits. Kissing my armpits is a big turn on for me.' | |
| 'Ms. Sylvester?!' | |
| 'You know, I think we should go out sometime. Just you and me this time. No third wheel.' | |
| 'I want it to look so optomistic it could cure cancer.[smiling students] That's what I'm talking about people. Take five everybody drink a Red Bull.' | |
| 'I'm seeing someone, Will.' | |
| 'You're beautiful. Don't let Ms. Sylvester take that away from you.' | |
| 'You my friend are an embarrassment.' | |
| | Quote | Person | Episode |
| 'I chose the fantastically terrible Run Joey Run.' | |
| 'That's because it's for-munda cheese.' | |
| 'I'm so depressed.' | |
| 'That's because we're soulless automotons.' | |
| 'I was afraid to dance outside my room.' | |
| 'At the beginning of this year I was just another football player.' | |
| 'This week your assignment, GaGa.' | |
| 'I hated just about everyone in this school.' | |
| 'Mom, my water just broke.' | |
| 'Me too.' | |
| ' How many people at this school have ever felt fat.' | |
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