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| Harry: [voice breaks] It gets worse, Lloyd. My parakeet, Petey... Lloyd: Yeah? Harry: He's dead. Lloyd: Oh... Oh, man, I'm sorry, Harry. What happened? Harry: | |
| Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there. Lloyd: It's okay, | |
| Lloyd: Where women instinctively flock like the _____ of Capistrano | |
| Lloyd: No way. That's great: We've | |
| Lloyd: [reacts; whispers] His head fell off? Harry: | |
| Lloyd: Mary, I deperately want to make love to | |
| Lloyd: Harry! You're alive...and | |
| Harry: Yes, I do! Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life! Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, | |
| Harry: Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this | |
| Lloyd: _________! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though. | |
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| Lloyd: Oh! Well, pardon me, Mr. _______!!! (nervously laughs) I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake! | |
| Lloyd: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. | |
| Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. | |
| Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have, | |
| Lloyd: That's it. I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we've got no jobs, | |
| Lloyd: Y-you'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow.. | |
| Lloyd: One-half teaspoon, for | |
| Officer: Pull over! Harry: | |
| Harry: Extra gloves? You've had...this pair...of extra gloves...this whole time?? Lloyd: Yeah! | |
| Harry: I'm gonna do it! [throws the briefcase, but it lands somewhere off-screen] [Harry grabs Lloyd and starts strangling him]: Lloyd: EEEK! HARRY! | |
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