| quote | movie |
| Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. | |
| Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. | |
| Thank you sir, may I have another? | |
| How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start. | |
| Check out the nametag. You're in my world now Grandma. | |
| These shoes are Italian. They're worth more than your life. | |
| According to the map we've only gone four inches. | |
| All right, look, there's only one 'Return,' okay, and it ain't 'of the King,' it's 'of the Jedi.' | |
| Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash | |
| It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s**t up everyday. | |