| Urban Dictionary Entry | President |
| Name of the 21st President of the United States | |
| A pagan god who is worshipped by many members of the Republican party | |
| Made the U.S. into a world power by constructing the Panama Canal | |
| Foolish redneck farmer with a peanut fetish | |
| The original Mark Wahlberg - true bad@$$. | |
| The bane of Mexicans everywhere | |
| A thinker who was ahead of his time in many aspects that any citizen of the world should look at with respect and admiration | |
| Remembered for the U.S. invasion of Panama the Gulf War, the collapse of the Soviet Union | |
| So obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?) | |
| Man who had a major part in the assassination of JFK | |
| Did what EVERY president does, except he got caught | |
| 2nd president of the United States | |
| The last truly conservative president who governed as small government | |
| Entered office under the cloud of a shady bargain involving the Electoral College | |
| The chocolate Jimmy Carter | |
| stuck it to that nutjob MacArthur | |