They got the mustard out (shock!)

Quinn made the Glist (shocking!)

Annie's Boobs stole the pen (gasp!)

They never found out how the pineapple got there (shock horror!)

The red sweater belonged to Ross (no!)

Lady Grantham let Mr Molesley win at the flower show (scandal!)

Nick killed the cactus (the horror!)

Max recorded the episodes of The Good Wife (gasp!)

Everything was made up and the points didn't matter (you lie!)

George was granted no soup (shockface)

He was arrested for stealing a police horse... naked (scandal!)

Ja'mie was never a lesbian (gasp!)

She was only scared of snakes when she had him to jump on (you're kidding!)

Kim took photos of herself when her sister was going to jail (I don't believe it!)

The Gestapo was a woman (shock!)

Dr Cox cares as little about Hugh Jackman as their last week together (how dare he?)

The bear had brown fuzzy hair (shock!)

The bike Phil stole wasn't Luke's (gasp!)

He never got to say goodbye to the leggy blonde (sniff!)