Quotes and Who Said Them

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'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'
'All men are equal before fish'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'
'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'

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