Quotes and Who Said Them

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Can you name the people who said theese quotes?

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'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'
'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'
'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
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'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'All men are equal before fish'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'
'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'

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