Quotes and Who Said Them

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'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'
'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'
'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'
'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'All men are equal before fish'
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'
'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'

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