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I don't think many people will get all of them, but it's still some funny quotes to read. The challenge is to get 6+.
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'
'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'
'All men are equal before fish'
'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
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