Quotes and Who Said Them

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'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'
'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'
'All men are equal before fish'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'
'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'

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