Quotes and Who Said Them

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'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'All men are equal before fish'
'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'
'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'

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