Quotes and Who Said Them

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'All men are equal before fish'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'
'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'
'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'
'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'

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