Simpsons Quotes (Season 5)

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The only danger is if they send us to the terrible planet of the apes...
I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're low on chairs...
'Feline' means 'cat'...
But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far-off planet!
This is worse than your song about Mr. T!
I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory...'
He's damn opposed! Damn, damn, damn opposed!
It's CHOW-DAH!
I'd wager he has some sort of walking clock in that box!
There once was a man named 'Enis'...
Let's buy make-up so the boys will like us!
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Aw, just get one of those inflatable women...
I have nothing to offer you but my love.
It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps in the hands of a loved one.
No, let's do it! Let's order room service!
Instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to the...box factory!
Wanna see me drive through that cactus patch?
...you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar!
I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral!
Well, take out the Crayolas and color me 'Tickled Pick'...

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