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TV Debuts: 1998
Wanna see me drive through that cactus patch?
'Two against one!'
Well, take out the Crayolas and color me 'Tickled Pick'...
'Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?'
Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral!
'Yea, well YOU have a gambling problem!'
Instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to the...box factory!
'Damn TV, you've ruined my imagination!'
Aw, just get one of those inflatable women...
'Just make sure its a woman though, because one I time, I...'
I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory...'
'I brought you some posies!'
I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
'Let's go crazy Broadway style!'
It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps in the hands of a loved one.
'Put that moldy old bear down!'
I have nothing to offer you but my love.
I specifically said no geeks!'
There once was a man named 'Enis'...
I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar!
'At first I was just filled with vinegar!'
'Feline' means 'cat'...
'Elephant, honey. It's an elephant.'
'I'm going to enjoy this!'
He's damn opposed! Damn, damn, damn opposed!
No, let's do it! Let's order room service!
'Think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...'
Let's buy make-up so the boys will like us!
'My spidey sense is tingling!'
This is worse than your song about Mr. T!
'I pity the fool that doesn't like...he.'
I'd wager he has some sort of walking clock in that box!
What has four legs and ticks?
The only danger is if they send us to the terrible planet of the apes...
'Uh, question for the barbecue chef...'
But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far-off planet!
'Yes, yes...a movie...'
I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're low on chairs...
'This chair be high, says I!'
...you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Try checking the glove compartment.
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