| Quote | Character | Extra |
| It's CHOW-DAH! | |
| It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps in the hands of a loved one. | |
| I'd wager he has some sort of walking clock in that box! | |
| Wanna see me drive through that cactus patch? | |
| 'Feline' means 'cat'... | |
| Let's buy make-up so the boys will like us! | |
| There once was a man named 'Enis'... | |
| I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're low on chairs... | |
| I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar! | |
| I have nothing to offer you but my love. | |
| Instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to the...box factory! | |
| | Quote | Character | Extra |
| Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral! | |
| No, let's do it! Let's order room service! | |
| The only danger is if they send us to the terrible planet of the apes... | |
| But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far-off planet! | |
| He's damn opposed! Damn, damn, damn opposed! | |
| This is worse than your song about Mr. T! | |
| Well, take out the Crayolas and color me 'Tickled Pick'... | |
| Aw, just get one of those inflatable women... | |
| I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink! | |
| I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory...' | |
| ...you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon. | |
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