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| As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster | |
| He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to hime when he died | |
| Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it | |
| Not you fat Jesus, slide it on back | |
| I used to f*ck guys like you in prison. | |
| Back, and to the left... | |
| Wolfman's got nards! | |
| Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist? | |
| All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'. | |
| You concur? | |
| Squirrel! | |
| Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes! | |
| Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. | |
| The hammer is my penis. | |
| I'm kind of a big deal | |
| A pile of sh*t has a thousand eyes | |
| He's an angel. He's an angel straight from heaven. | |
| I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy | |
| Oh stewardess I speak jive. | |
| We deal in lead friend. | |
| They're coming to get you Barbara. | |
| It's a moral imperative. | |
| The swan ate my baby! | |
| We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26, a | |
| I love my dead gay son. | |
| I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. | |
| This is beautiful. What is that velvet? | |
| ell, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump'. | |
| My grammy never gave gifts she was too busy getting raped by cossacks | |
| Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains | |
| No dice, soldier. | |
| ...meet me in Montauk... | |
| Why you crazy? The fall 'ill probably kill ya | |
| Goonies never say die | |
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| Go do that Voodoo that you do so well! | |
| To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. | |
| If god didn't want them sheared he would not have made them sheep | |
| Follow me or perish sweater monkeys | |
| those who are tardy do not get fruit cups | |
| I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people! | |
| I mean say what you want about the tenents of national socialism dude atleast its an ethos | |
| Demented and sad, but social | |
| Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. | |
| I've been thinkin' with my gut since I was 14 years old and frankly speaking I've come to the conclusion that my guts have **** for brains. | |
| Beautiful, naked, big titted women don't just fall out of the sky, you know | |
| They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works everytime | |
| I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek | |
| I touched the soil and he loved me back | |
| My lifes as good as an abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen. | |
| Richie would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me please. | |
| I aim to misbehave | |
| Oh, F* my cock | |
| Goddammit I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good | |
| I'll sleep with you for a meatball. | |
| Let's shag ass | |
| Come to Debbie country | |
| The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, ****, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French | |
| It's a vegetable | |
| And I hate your ass face | |
| Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? | |
| Did you say hello? No I said 'allo, but that's close enough. | |
| This is so bad it's almost good. | |
| You've got red on you, you've got red on you, you've got red on you | |
| How am I not myself? | |
| I want you to remember this face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy. | |
| Hokey religions and ancient weapons ar no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. | |
| Guns for show, knives for a pro. | |
| What's a nubian | |
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| The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. | |
| Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen | |
| I guess that's the way it crumbles...cookie-wise. | |
| She's been f*cked more times than she's had hot meals. | |
| Shut that c*nt's mouth or I'll come over there and f*ck start her head. | |
| Gentleman you can't fight in here this is the war room. | |
| Where were ya Wang? We was worried | |
| Sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it. | |
| I'm hungry let's get a taco. | |
| You wanna **** with me? | |
| Maybe you're the plucky comic relief. | |
| Shut the f*ck up Donny [repeated line] | |
| You idiots these are not them! You've captrued their stunt doubles. | |
| I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork, how've you been? | |
| All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I finally find her she's...she's a fish. | |
| People are so stupid I can't bear to live around them anymore. | |
| Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big? | |
| [singing] Big bottom, big bottom / Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em! | |
| I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. That's what I'm gonna do...a straight shot...oh ow...right to the babymaker. | |
| That's atomized colloidal silver it's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system you cock juggling thunder ****. | |
| Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat naw that thing off your face. | |
| Nobody f*cks with the Jesus | |
| He musta thought it was white boy day...It aint white boy day is it? | |
| Ray, when somebody asks you if you're a god you say yes. | |
| I haven't been f*cked like that since gradeschool. | |
| Inconceivable | |
| I was born a poor black child. | |
| You're killing me smalls. | |
| Son you've got a panty on your head. | |
| I want my two dollars. | |
| Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies | |
| Ahhh no not the bees! Not the bees! Ahhh! Oh they're in my eyes! They're in my eyes! Ahhh! | |
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